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I'm that girl in the back of the class who eats her hair.

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Anonymous asked: Canada isn't safe either, yesterday the police were mailed a severed foot and hand and a torso was found in a garbage bin in montreal but they haven't found anything else.

… Who sent this!?!?

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So on Saturday, a naked man who was quite literally eating the face of another man was shot and killed in Miami. When a local officer saw the attacker (the “zombie”) chewing on the victim’s face, he ordered him to stop. Instead of stopping the attacker growled at the officer and continued to eat said man’s face. Obviously, the officer had no choice but to shoot, but in true zombie form the attacker wasn’t phased by the bullet. It took several more shots before the “zombie” died. The victim’s face had been almost entirely chewed off, and he still hasn’t been identified. Neither has Mr. Cannibal. The Miami police have “speculated” that the attacker could have been experiencing cocaine psychosis, or he could have been tripping on Bad LSD, but that’s just speculation. If the attacker was a fan of The Walking Dead, any other zombie shows/books/etc., or was a zombiephile, cocaine or bad LSD (or anything else for that matter) could have easily inspired him to “become” a zombie. There’s no way to prove that we’re all about to be attacked by zombies (yet), but I’m thinking we should all prepare ourselves just in case. A Zombie Apocalypse is bound to happen eventually… Perhaps I’ll move to Canada. I hear it’s safe there, and I’m moving there if Romney’s elected president anyway.

So on Saturday, a naked man who was quite literally eating the face of another man was shot and killed in Miami.

When a local officer saw the attacker (the “zombie”) chewing on the victim’s face, he ordered him to stop. Instead of stopping the attacker growled at the officer and continued to eat said man’s face. Obviously, the officer had no choice but to shoot, but in true zombie form the attacker wasn’t phased by the bullet. It took several more shots before the “zombie” died. The victim’s face had been almost entirely chewed off, and he still hasn’t been identified. Neither has Mr. Cannibal.

The Miami police have “speculated” that the attacker could have been experiencing cocaine psychosis, or he could have been tripping on Bad LSD, but that’s just speculation. If the attacker was a fan of The Walking Dead, any other zombie shows/books/etc., or was a zombiephile, cocaine or bad LSD (or anything else for that matter) could have easily inspired him to “become” a zombie.

There’s no way to prove that we’re all about to be attacked by zombies (yet), but I’m thinking we should all prepare ourselves just in case. A Zombie Apocalypse is bound to happen eventually…

Perhaps I’ll move to Canada. I hear it’s safe there, and I’m moving there if Romney’s elected president anyway.

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Don’t take your health for granted

agracelamb:

I just want to say to all of my followers: please don’t take your health for granted.

I don’t mean to sound preachy, or self-righteous. I just want you to realize how lucky, how incredibly blessed you are to be healthy. 

Most of you never even worry about your health, and you wake up pain-free and full of energy every day. I’d do anything for that, and so would countless other people.

Just be grateful that you have your health and are able to enjoy every day.

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thattallgirl:

sunsetsailing:

Reporting live from Iceland - such a great (with exhaustingly long days) time with plenty of fun, thought provoking conversations, laughs, frustration, making friends with professors and peers alike, and plenty of memories in the process - amazing country. Just a sneak peek - more to come later (most likely when I’m back home)!

Go Chelsea Go!

That’s my wife!!!

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Somehow it always ends up being my fault…

Mom: We’re leaving this house AT 11:00.
Me: Okay.
Mom: I mean in the car and pulling out of the driveway AT 11:00.
Me: Okay.
Mom: Don’t be late, though. We have a busy day!
Me: Okay.
(10:30 rolls around, and mom is not home.)
(10:45 rolls around, and mom is not home.)
(10:59 rolls around, and I’m ready to go.)
(11:09 rolls around, and mom comes home.)
Mom: OKAY! I’m home!
Me: Okay.
Mom: I just need to shower and do my hair and then we can go!
Me: Okay.
Mom: I can’t believe how late we are!
Me: WE!?!?!?!?

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